Not now I’m busy. I just couldn’t possibly take the time. If that Janice even got a whiff that I was in any kind of health trouble, she’d snatch my job out from under me (the little shark). I know I probably should and I’ll get to it, but right now I’m just soooooooo swaaaaaaaaaamped. I don’t have time to get a colonoscopy. Oh, please, these guys can barely handle it when I take a lunch break, imagine if I were gone for the whole day? Vale next month? Oh, of course, yeah, I’ll be there. That’s different, that’s fun!
What are the warning signs of colorectal cancer?
- Blood in or on your stool (bowel movement).
- Persistent stomach pain, aches, cramps, or bloating that won’t seem go away.
- Losing weight and you don’t know why.
- Extreme fatigue